Squidbillies Characters

EARLY CUYLER The patriarch of the squid clan. Spent 15 years in the joint. Owns three teeth and a hair-trigger temper. Inbred to the point of blacking out. Fun to drink with.
RUSTY CUYLER Early's illegitimate son. Raised by wolves for 11 years (poorly). Now raised by Early. Sometimes misses the wolves. Expresses himself by revving his Camaro until it locks up. Currently listening to Krokus on his iPod.
GRANNY The spiritual head of the family. A voice of both wisdom and confusion. Refuses to die.
LIL Early's cosmetically-challenged sister. A caring surrogate mother to Rusty, when she isn't cooking meth.
SHERIFF The lawdog of this sleepy community. Has the heart of a lion and the mind of a child. Imagine if Rosco P. Coltrane and Andy Griffith got together and had a beautiful baby. Now you know his fantasy.
DAN HALEN President and CEO of Dan Halen Sheetrock International, which specializes in sheetrock, sheetrock mud, sheetrock screws, pharmaceuticals, global mass media, covert military operations and affordable baby food for your toddler .
KRYSTAL Morbidly obese and mattress-bound. Rusty Cuyler’s birth mother.
SNAKEMAN Snakeman. Seen usually eating someone.

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